Zodiac Party

so my friend Landis and I were discussing astrology and we came up with this idea... what if there was a party with the zodiac... how would everyone behave, and this is how I would see it.

If all 12 signs were at a party...

Gemeni would be looking out the window for the cops.
Scorpio would be standing in the dark corner smoking her sultry cigarettes seducing passer bys
Libra would be dancing drunkenly with Leo in the middle of the room infront of the mirrors,
Taurus would be in the kitchen raiding the fridge
Sag would be on the roof staring at the stars
Aquarius would be in the corner blankly listening to Cancer go on about his lists of ailments
Capricorn, who hosted the party would be calculating expenses, Virgo would be cleaning up and yelling at Aries to stop talking bull shit politics on her new couch. Pisces would be drunk and preaching Socrates to anyone who will listen.

(thats me in the middle... right there... yah, I am a libra!)