People Who Piss Me Off

Any celebrity or pro athlete who throws it all away - Okay, that's pretty vague, so let's get specific. You've got your pro-football players who make millions upon millions of dollars a year...then do something stupid to make their career and paycheck go bye-bye. Of course Michael Vick is right up at the top of that list. I hope he was making million dollar bets, and winning, on those dog fights. Hmm, let me think that one over do I choose the multi-million dollar contract, fame and career or do I host dog fights in my back yard and make an extra grand? That's a tough call....if you're retarded. I'm not even talking run-of-the-mill mentally challenged retarded, I'm talking dropped repeatedly on your head as a baby, ate lead infused paint chips as a baby, watched the Rosie O'Donnell show growing up and experienced repeated blunt force trauma to the head by an aluminum bat retarded. Other people that fit this category are Michael Irvin who was selling drugs part-time in addition to playing for the Cowboys and OJ Simpson. OJ, is their any brain activity going on at all or are you walking around brain dead? Actually, OJ isn't really pissing me off this time around. Maybe now he'll get the jail time he actually deserved ten years ago. Lindsay Lohanne, Paris Hilton, Britney Spears and all the other E! True Hollywood Story Princesses make this category too. You all know what you've done wrong, so put on some panties and make amends.

People who leave "prayer cards" as tips in restaurants on Sundays - You cheap bastards know who you are! Servers make $2 an hour and count on tips to make money. Quit bringing all of your church friends to eat with you and stiffing your servers. Just because you've been to church and start the week over with a clean slate doesn't mean you get to be a dick to the first person you see afterwards. Prayer cards don't keep the electricity on.

Al Sharpton - Just fucking die already. I was just going to say hypocrites for this one, but Al Sharpton has to be the biggest hypocrite out there. Maybe not their biggest, but he was on the news last night. You throw a fucking shit fit about Don Imus and the "nappy headed hoes" comment being extremely racist and prejudicial, then two weeks later go on the radion and tell everyone not to vote for Mitt Romney because you can't trust Mormons. Any time you can get your face on tv, you're there throwing a rally and throwing out the race card when its not even applicable. Okay, you look like an idiot, what else is new? My main problem with you, is that you have the presence and following to actually do some good. Problem is, you've cried wolf one or two THOUSAND too many times and when there actually is a problem that you could help with, you've lost all credibility. You want one law for everyone...when its beneficial to your cause. You're gloating on tv about your "victory" with the Jena-6 case (6 black teenagers beat the hell out of a white teenager, were tried as adults and convicted. Judge threw out the conviction of one guy and is retrying him as a juvenile). Unfortunatley, we know if that would have been 6 white guys beating up a black guy, you'd have held rallies to get the white guys life in prison or worse. See Duke "rape" case.

Conservative anti-gay Republicans and clergy, who are in fact, gay - What the fuck is your problem? You're here, you're queer, we're used to it. Now get out of the closet and quit preaching that homosexuality is the worst problem facing the country. Okay, maybe not facing it, but staring at the back of this country's head. We've got bigger problems than worrying about who's fucking who. Find a real issue.

Women who get breast implants or wear  really low cut shirts, then get mad when you look at their boobs - If you put it out there for the world to see, the world is going to look. Basically, the world is a bunch of perverts who just want to see some boobies....and by "the world", I mean me.

Wanna-be Gangsters/Gangstas - This goes for any race. If you grew up in a suburb, pull your pants up, turn your hat straight and act like an adult. If you're from a suburb, you're not gangsta; end of story. We'll throw in a disclaimer here, though: if you've been shot more than once and its not by a) a pellet gun, b) a bb gun, c) a squirt gun and d) you're not in the military or law enforcement and e) you didn't shoot yourself, then feel free to sag your pants, turn your ballcap askew and gangsta your motherfucking ass off.

People who put clothes on their pets - Have a fucking kid already. Go out and have some good old-fashioned, unprotected sex and have a baby. Leave the poor animals alone. Sure, your chihuahua looks cute in a sweater, but I'm sure the poor bastard wishes he were a pitbull and could turn on you. Let the vicious chihuahua maulings begin.

Chris Crocker - Nobody cares, so disappear now...please. You've single-handedly set gay rights back ten years. Way to go chief. Basically, you're the gay and white Al Sharpton; you're ne of the biggest faces of your cause, but your cause wishes they could just get rid of you. Rumor has it, you're getting a tv deal out of your Britney vlog fame. I'm sure I'll be seeing you weekly on the Soup.

People who argue that immigration reform is racist or anti-American - Enough with the fucking race card already. I'm sick of hearing that illegal immigrants did nothing wrong. There is a reason why they're called "illegal." YOU BROKE THE LAW. There is a system and procedure for entering the country legally and getting citizenship. Thousands of people use it every year successfully, and the illegals just skip to the front of the line. Hell, they never get in line, they just have their buddy open the back door and let them in. Sure, this country has its problems, but overall it is still a great country. As its been said multiple times by your side of the debate, this is a country of immigrants. We're glad to have people from other countries here, but do it the right way.

I'm just going to lump this in here, even though its a little off topic but relevant. I'm tired of the "illegal immigrants only take the jobs that Americans don't want to do" stance. BULLFUCKINGSHIT! Okay, you can have your fruit picking, but some of these jobs used to be pretty good. Landscapers and laborers for construction used to make damn good money. Really damn good money for people that didn't have degrees or any career training. Now, most of them are doing good to make minimum wage. I can speak personally on the restaurant front. I started washing dishes at a restaurant in high school at $8 an hour. Five years later, I was basically head cook at a Red Lobster and made just under $9 an hour. Prices went up on everything else, but restaurant pay plateaued due to cheap labor. Hard to make $9 an hour when someone with a fake social security card is willing to do it for $5. Even if where you work doesn't hire illegal workers, the place down the street does so if your work wants to be able to compete, no raises for whitey. I just like saying whitey. I also find cracker rather amusing.

People who think that peanut butter disproves evolution - Don't know what I'm talking about? Read my last blog: Peanut Butter: An Atheist's Worst Nightmare If you're thinking that this is just shameless self-promotion, you are absolutely right. Actually I just want to make sure everyone else thinks that video is as crazy as I do.

Alright, I'm getting tired and can't think of anyone else right now, but I'm sure there will be a part 2. Do you hate the same people I do? Think I'm completely wrong? Think of someone I haven't thought of? Leave me a comment.

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