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<p>You don’t have to save up to send cats to college.<br><br>Even teenage cats can be left overnight without their inviting other cats over to party.<br><br>Cats throw up on the floor, never on you.<br><br>Cats don’t drink or do drugs. Ever.<br><br>Cats are self-cleaning.<br><br>Cats don’t need an allowance.<br><br>Cats never wet the bed.<br><br>Cats never sass you.<br><br>Cats never ask you to buy what they see on television.<br><br>Cats can sit quietly for hours.<br></p><p><br>Cats purr to let you know they’re happy.</p><p> </p><p>You’re legally liable for the damage your kids (and dogs) do. You’re not liable for the damage caused by your cats.<br><br></p>
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