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You don’t have to save up to send cats to college.
Even teenage cats can be left overnight without their inviting other cats over to party.
Cats throw up on the floor, never on you.
Cats don’t drink or do drugs. Ever.
Cats are self-cleaning.
Cats don’t need an allowance.
Cats never wet the bed.
Cats never sass you.
Cats never ask you to buy what they see on television.
Cats can sit quietly for hours.
Cats purr to let you know they’re happy.
You’re legally liable for the damage your kids (and dogs) do. You’re not liable for the damage caused by your cats.
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