QUESTON # 596: STINKIER THAN

Dear Useless Men,

Hoping this finds you all well and not too busy dispensing with useless advice, but I have a question for you all... and not of the normal variety.

A friend and I are planning a new project- Basically, we're going to set up a blog under the URL StinkierThan.com and make humorous comparisons... ___ is stinkier than ___. Totally unrelated things with totally illogical reasoning and the like.

Are you interested in maybe contributing a comparison or two a month? We'd love for you to play with us, and whomever else I can get into this thing. And if you know of any of your readers who might be good candidates, do let them know and send them this, will you?

I'm hoping for lots of voices and lots of styles for this little idea... which will probably end up being a little bit twisted if all goes well!

Yours in Confusion,

Throcky, http://tragicbeautiful.com/words/”" target=_blank>Girl Detective.

Stinkier Than http://stinkierthan.com/”" target=_blank>(Coming soon!)

Dear Throcky,

I know a great idea when I smell one! And this one stinks! And that’s good.

I can’t believe you would have thought of us to help out. We’re rather unreliable. Like how it’s been 16 months since we promised a complete template overhaul on this site. (Coming Soon (insert winkie thingy here)).

; - )

We’re also had grand plans to automate our mail delivery system through our trademarked Advice Randomizer, only to discover that none of us have the skill, patience or intelligence to work with this sort of fickle mechanical technology. We may as well be trying to figure out the inner workings of women’s reproductive systems.

We also had a plan to do another contest, which was never produced. But we’re also running out of question quickly, so I think we should do another. But it’s always better when we have a sponsor! Can I get a sponsor? Anyone? Spammers are always welcome if they donate prizes! Not only are we useless, we’re also shallow.

I’ll ask the other guys what they think is stinkier than. In the short term, I can honestly say that One Useless Brother is stinkier than the rest of us*. But that’s only after he’s spent 30 hours in a car driving one way.

Sincerely,
One Useless Man

* I haven’t actually driven 30 hours in a car, one way, with any of the other Useless Men or Gal. That comparison may not have been entirely fair. Add that to your next site, Fairerthan.com, “ ______ is fairer than ______.”


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