QUESTION # 609: AN ODDLY USEFUL GRRL

Dear Useless Men,

is that true that the beer contain the female hormones ? Or it is merely a joke posted on the website ? If it is true, shall we stop all the men drink the beer ??

Useless Reader

Dear Useless Reader,

Of course it's a joke.

There is no diabolical plot for world domination by females. We would never do that to you guys.

Sure, it would be nice if we could have a world run by women, for women (and without fart jokes).

Without men, we'd spend thousands of dollars on clothes, make up and spas for nothing! What a waste that would be. Without men, we'd ask for directions and miss all that extra sightseeing. Without men, we'd have way too much free time. Time we could have spent cleaning. Besides, someone has to watch all those Die Hard action movies. And we never really wanted the remote…

Of course, it would be really nice if all the washrooms were women's and we never had to stand in line again while the men's room is empty. How plain life would be if we never had to put the seat down again? Then, there's the evening... sharing a bed. I'd miss the snoring, too.

Without men, who would we get to squish bugs, open tight jar lids or reach for those items on the top shelf? It's not like they've invented anything that can do all that. Who would we get to wash the car, paint the house or fix the sink? Men are so useful for so many things. Things we just can't do without you guys...

You ready for that next beer now?

Sincerely,
An Oddly Useful Grrl


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