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Dear Useless Men, Hello, I don't know if you've ever seen the site ShaveEverywhere.com (the bathrobe guy?) and some of the humorous content there. We've been involved in promoting it in the past and some new content has recently been updated to it. It's a new video that’s very funny called "Jewel in the Rough, How Sack Saved the Beach." You can see it <A href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=N0UeIHzma3c" target=_blank>here</A>. If you haven't yet checked out ShaveEverywhere.com, I urge you to do so. It's got a lot of humorous, informative content about Philips' Bodygroom shaver. You may have seen some of the other content, featuring "<A href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=zjgTNPCj1nQ" target=_blank>the bathrobe guy</A>," at YouTube before. This is pretty random but if it's the kind of thing you think your readers might enjoy, feel free to pass it on. Thanks very much for your time. Hope this finds you well! Best, Daniel Dear Daniel, I am sure your company is very excited and proud of its involvement with Phillips’ product launch. And I’m very pleased that you were thinking of us and caring about our physical and mental well-being. I must say, it’s not usually in good taste to mix personal information with business as you’ve done with your correspondence. However, I recognize that combining the two is a very efficient use of time. I can still hear Pa saying, “Efficiency is the backbone of every good farmer.” I guess that’s why he and mom had triplets. We’ve been working in the fields every day. I usually wake each morning at sunrise and begin by milking the goats. Mother went to town last week and traded a litre of goat milk for 2 apples. I often wonder if doctors are in cahoots with apple farmers that would accept kickbacks for helping spread the apple propaganda. I certainly can’t afford to eat an apple a day. <A href="http://www.uq.edu.au/_School_Science_Lessons/GoatProject.html#Lesson15" target=_blank><IMG alt="Learn more about goats!" hspace=10 src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y6/JPTH/BLOG/USELESSMEN/milkinggoats.gif" align=right vspace=10></A> In fact, we’re so destitute right now that we have to grow insulation all over our bodies because we can’t afford that fourth wall for our dilapidated shack of oppression. Not to worry, it’s not a supporting wall. Fortunately we are able to knit sweaters out of Mother’s chest hair. The product you are promoting sounds intriguing. Unfortunately, winter is coming and it would be unwise to shave everything we’ve worked so hard to grow. Us Canadian men prefer our igloos cold and our genitalia warm and functional. You’ll have to forgive me for disregarding your media release, but I look forward to seeing you at shaving conventions around the world, like Italy. You should really clean up there. Sincerely, The Useless Wonder Send your questions to Useless Advice from Useless Men! Click <A href="mailto:uselessadvice@hotmail.com">here</A>. 11330

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