QUESTION # 584: SEND PICS - SPAM

Dear Useless Men,

HELLO

Compliment of the day to you, My Name is Miss Terry, how are you today i hope fine, dear i don't knows what can it be after this messge. well i will like us to know each other better, and I will really accept your friendship.

and l want you to send an email to my email address box, so that l can give you my picture for you to know whom l am. places contacts me with my email address box, i am waiting for your mail to my e-mail address box above Terry

(Remember the distance or colour does not matter but love matters alto in life)

yours in love
Terry

Dear Terry,

Your letter confuses me. When a stranger starts talking about love, I get confused.

Thanks you for saying Miss Terry though. I too have a name that is often confused as ambiguously sexless. Like Pat, Terry is one of those names that could go either way.

That reminds me of Kelly who worked in the local orchard warehouse. Mister Kelly started working there in the 70’s as a shipper, but in the 90’s moved up to receiving. Then she quit.

That was not a typo.

He became a she. The transition was awkward. Kelly wouldn’t use the men’s room, but the ladies wouldn’t let him use theirs. It was the only place where I’d seen a third bathroom option.

So I guess that Miss Terry could be a transition name as well. Not that it matters. All this love you want to share doesn’t matter since I am happily married.

This week we celebrated our 146th monthly anniversary. I remember the day like it was yesterday. To remind my wife of the lovely time we had, I’m sharing this picture from my honeymoon. Did you know that it gets REALLY hot in Vegas? Good thing that distance and colour don’t matter in love. When I turned the colour red, I had to keep a good distance from everything. A gently breeze was enough to cause great pain.

And not being able to be touched is not a great way to spend your honeymoon, if you know what I mean…

Sincerely,
One Useless Man


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