How To Be Good Looking

Have you ever wanted to be good looking (like me)? For many this goal has been unreachable, until now.

What follows are three easy steps to being good looking and not sucking at life.

1) Get good looking parents. This is crucial.

2) Tell everyone about how good looking you are. Insert something about your handsome self in every bit of the conversation. If they are good looking they'll understand.

3) While walking down the street, kick random people in face. This allows you to lower the average good looking factor while maintaining the handsomeness of your own mug.

Too many people go to hair salons and stuff. While they might be better looking afterwards. That will never get them to be good looking. So don't bother with the hair gels and stuff. Get up right now, take a shower, and kick your friend in the face.