2007-11-30T21:20:59-08:00
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<p><b>The art of taking a gloriously bad photograph of yourself has just congealed into these easy steps.</b></p><p><b>1</b>: Get a camera with a flash, like one of those digital ones they have these days. </p><p><b>2</b>: Point the camera at YOUR FACE. make sure it's set to flash so you get a sharp image. </p><p><b>3</b>: SHAKE YOUR FACE FURIOUSLY whilst simultanously depressing the "shutter" button (The PICTURE TAKING button) </p><p><b>4</b>: Repeat this until the pictures you take are FUNNY. This won't take long as all that cranial trauma you've induced from shaking your head will make just about anything funny.</p><p><b>5</b>: POST these pictures online. People will think that you are so comfortable with your own self-image that you willingly distort it in an ironic parody of your own BADASSNESS.</p><p><b>6</b>: Give me FIVE DOLLARS. </p><p> </p><p>To recap: YOUR FACE SHAKE YOUR FACE FURIOUSLY PICTURE TAKING FUNNY POST BADASSNESS FIVE DOLLARS. </p>
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2007-11-30T21:52:53-08:00
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