GHOST PUNCH

The art of taking a gloriously bad photograph of yourself has just congealed into these easy steps.

1:     Get a camera with a flash, like one of those digital ones they have these days. 

2:     Point the camera at YOUR FACE. make sure it's set to flash so you get a sharp image. 

3:     SHAKE YOUR FACE FURIOUSLY whilst simultanously depressing the "shutter" button (The PICTURE TAKING button)  

4:     Repeat this until the pictures you take are FUNNY. This won't take long as all that cranial trauma you've induced from shaking your head will make just about anything funny.

5:     POST these pictures online. People will think that you are so comfortable with your own self-image that you willingly distort it in an ironic parody of your own BADASSNESS.

6:     Give me FIVE DOLLARS. 

To recap: YOUR FACE SHAKE YOUR FACE FURIOUSLY PICTURE TAKING FUNNY POST BADASSNESS FIVE DOLLARS.