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<p><b>Don't know how to make a girl smitten? Do the following to show her you <i>really </i>dig her.</b></p><p> </p><ul><li>Don't answer your phone the day before you are supposed to meet. Or on the actual day. Even better, fall asleep so that she has to pound on your door for 15 minutes before you finally wake up from a 5 hour nap. </li><li>Talk about other girls, and ask her advice about what presents and flowers you should get them.</li><li>Pretend to listen to, but ignore everything she's saying.</li><li>Actually ignore her without even pretending.</li><li>Make jokes and form stereotypes about her race and nationality. Then laugh at them.</li><li>Never pay for her. If you are really good, make her pay for you.</li><li>Have her cook and clean while you nap, and forget it ever happened. </li><li>Eat her gifts (for other people).</li><li>Give her gifts to other girls.</li><li>Make out with other girls in her presence. </li><li>Yell at her in public places.</li><li>Push her off the bed in the middle of the night.</li><li>Unload your oedipal complex on her whilst inebriated.</li><li>And inquire what you did wrong when she never speaks to you again.</li></ul><p> </p><p>Ah... men, what wonderous things. </p><p><br></p><p><br></p><p><br></p>
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