I've noticed that a number of the 'dating' articles on SpongeFish by men give advice on how to get a woman to sleep with you. I've noticed a lack of similarly focused articles for women, so I thought I'd write one.
Here is my guide to how to get a man to sleep with you. If you follow all these steps correctly, you should have no problem landing one in your bed! Happy hunting...
How to get a man to sleep with you:
1. Determine whether he is straight or gay. This is the most important step as it has almost 100% correlation to whether or not said man will want to sleep with you. You can do this by making assumptions about him based on his behavior or conversation but the best thing to do is just ask, 'Are you gay or straight?'. Proceed if the answer is 'straight'.
2. Exchange names if you haven't already. This step is a formality, however a useful one, especially if you plan on corresponding in the future.
3. Tell him you'd like to sleep with him. If he can't hear you because of ambient noise, just take your shirt off.
Congratulations!
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origamimoonknight at 8:44pm on Apr. 22, 2008
about 1 year ago
I approve of this method. Reply...
pepmod at 9:36am on Mar. 28, 2008
about 1 year ago
hahaha funny Reply...
englslady at 8:35pm on Mar. 20, 2008
about 1 year ago
LOL. This is too funny! Reply...
Tromtromtrombone at 2:30pm on Feb. 18, 2008
about 1 year ago
The difference in difficulty it takes between men and women's methods on this almost makes me sick. This is awesome because reality bites the hardest. Reply...
lb at 3:59pm on Feb. 25, 2008
yeah. well, it probably doesn't make you feel any better that we take it totally for granted. We're worried about other stuff.. Reply...
USELESS MAN at 7:11am on Dec. 27, 2007
about 1 year ago
Hilarious! And sadly, very accurate... Reply...
Caitlyn at 11:36am on Dec. 18, 2007
about 1 year ago
hahaha this is hilarious and very witty, although not particularly difficult which is entirely realistic Reply...
lb at 5:42pm on Dec. 18, 2007
Sadly (or happily as the case may be :-)) it is pretty realistic.. Reply...
A D at 12:00am on Dec. 13, 2007
about 1 year ago
My wife is laughing really hard after reading this. :) Reply...
lb at 10:00am on Dec. 13, 2007
haha. It's a very complex strategy. ;-) Reply...
Dan Cramer at 3:56pm on Dec. 10, 2007
about 1 year ago
seriously.....awesome.....and scarily close to the truth... Reply...
scaramouche at 3:54pm on Dec. 10, 2007
about 1 year ago
I don't even think words are necessary. Just put your hand on his arm and look into his eyes. Reply...