How to get a Man to Sleep With You in Three Easy Steps

I've noticed that a number of the 'dating' articles on SpongeFish by men give advice on how to get a woman to sleep with you.   I've noticed a lack of similarly focused articles for women, so I thought I'd write one.  

Here is my guide to how to get a man to sleep with you.   If you follow all these steps correctly, you should have no problem landing one in your bed!  Happy hunting...

How to get a man to sleep with you: 

1.  Determine whether he is straight or gay.   This is the most important step as it has almost 100% correlation to whether or not said man will want to sleep with you.   You can do this by making assumptions about him based on his behavior or conversation but the best thing to do is just ask, 'Are you gay or straight?'.  Proceed if the answer is 'straight'. 

2.   Exchange names if you haven't already.   This step is a formality, however a useful one, especially if you plan on corresponding in the future.  

3.   Tell him you'd like to sleep with him.   If he can't hear you because of ambient noise, just take your shirt off. 

Congratulations!