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There she is. Every man’s dream. She is the one true thing that tantalizes them, even more than a sexy, curvy twenty year old. She’s sweeping the floor, making her way over to you, as her cleavage in her chest begins to pop out (fake boobs or not, you're still aroused). Then suddenly she is right in front of you, about to make a pass, just when her son, your friend, walks in the room. Ah yes, this is the MILF. If you are not familiar with the term, it means, “Mother I’d Like to Fuck”. There is something so sexy about these moms, so daring, so intriguing. The MILF is a powerful and dedicated woman to her family, naturally powdering her face and bringing her children to soccer games while her husband makes bank. Plastic surgery or not, MILF’s can be as natural or fake as you want them to be. The MILF was brought to my attention recently when my twenty-one year old friend had sex with a forty-five year old MILF. I asked him what his experience was like. He stated, “The most amazing sex ever. She was wild, she was kinky and she made me cum in about 5 minutes. But it wasn’t a problem because after she wanted anal. I gave her what she wanted, and then she made me dinner. Although it was weird at first because it was my best friend’s mom.” Well, isn’t that nice, sex and dinner. Another friend of mine said his experience with a MILF was, “Ridiculous. She was absolutely crazy in bed. It is true that women get better in bed as they age. Why do men like the MILF? Young or old men, age does not factor into the equation here. I see it all the time at the gym. This recently divorced skinny tall blonde drops her kids off at the babysitter, then flaunts her way into the gym, running on the treadmill while her fake boobs bounce like water balloons. Every guy either holds their crotch or stares, wishing their wife were half as good looking as this MILF. But my question here is, isn’t it weird that she has popped out three kids? I mean why would you want to have sex with her? Don’t you think she would be, yah know, a little stretched out down there? But to answer my own question, I guess that’s half the battle. That is what makes the MILF so mysterious. She is something that most men cannot get, unless she is recently divorced, or enjoys cheating on her husband. Men dream about these sexy moms, ready to reprimand, because they can never have them. The MILF has knowledge about life and can tackle any problems. They are sophisticated in situations and mature. It reminds me of that show that is on TV, where the young guy picks either a 20 year old or a forty year old. While watching the show, I realized the forty year olds were so mature about situations and the twenty year olds would cry upon any comment geared toward them. I remember saying to one of my friends, “I hope I’m a MILF when I grow up.” And I am sticking true to that statement. I want to be a hott mom, not some hag that drags their children around on those leashes. I want it to be like one of those scenes in a movie, where the MILF gets out of her mini van in short shorts, flops her hair around (while her ass sticks out), picks her kids up out of their car seats and struts her stuff over to the day care center. I honestly do not know when this whole MILF thing came about, but I guess it has been around for a while; we can just thank our society for bringing it to life a little bit more. You can watch it in movies all the time. I think it was American Pie, where Stiffler had sex with one of the kids mom (correct me if I am wrong). Okay so, enough with the MILF’s, bring on the DILF’s…I know you guys are out there. 14968

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