The legendary Girls' Weekend in Paris went swimmingly!
Some stats:
Combined miles traveled: 8,330
Meals eaten: 8
Dishes cooked, served, taken away and cleaned by someone else: 19
Scarves lost: 1
Scarves found, swung above head as entire bar cheered: 1
Nutella crepes consumed with great gusto by MK: 4
Topics discussed: 5,621
Miles walked: approx. 147
Bottles of wine drunk, paid for: 3
Bottles of wine drunk, stolen from next table: .5
Carafes of wine drunk: 3
Glasses of champagne drunk: 2
American diner breakfasts savored by me: 1
Times my French was corrected: 0
Celebrities in Us, People magazines that were unknown to either MK or myself: 23
Times hotel clerk swiped MK's card, to no avail, because he wouldn't listen to me: 442
Amount of money currently in my bank account: 0
Regrets: 0
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