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This is a collection of chat up lines that are likely to get you a slap or maybe worst. I know they're old and you've heard them before but I just thought I would make a collection of my favorites. Hope you enjoy :-) |
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Is there a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I can really see myself in your pants.
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Why don't you come sit in my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
- Are your pants from outer space or is your butt just out of this world?
- When God said, "Let there be woman," he created you.
- Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are HOT!
- Are you religious? You're the answer to my prayers.
- You don't need car keys to drive me crazy.
- You look a lot like my future wife.
- Did they just take you out of the oven? Because you're hot!
- What do you like for breakfast?
- Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
- I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I'll still make your bed rock.
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5 months ago
how much does a polar bear weigh? enough to break the ice, hi my name is ____ *shake hands.. get it on Reply...
Jskywalsh at 10:39am on May. 24, 2008
about 1 year ago
Are your legs tired? Cause you've been running through my mind all day Reply...
stinsonamanda at 12:42pm on Feb. 20, 2008
about 1 year ago
I think that pick up lines should be abolished...do they ever really work? Reply...
JD Ross at 3:21pm on May. 15, 2008
don't forget that "hi" is still a pick up line. Just preconceived "lines" really should be abolished, unless you have the personality to pull them off with the right amount of irony Reply...
tallpaulyall at 3:20pm on Apr. 12, 2008
about 1 year ago
That blouse is very becoming on you, and if I were on you I'd be coming too Reply...
princess crocodile at 5:29am on Apr. 9, 2008
about 1 year ago
the best one I have ever gotten was
"Are you a playboy bunny? because you sure know how to shake that tail." That prize from an 18 yr old 7-11 worker
and
"Hey girl! lemme see your downstairs!!" from la local crack head.
classy. Reply...
SAI at 4:36pm on Apr. 5, 2008
about 1 year ago
hahahaha Reply...
enatividad87 at 4:13pm on Mar. 25, 2008
about 1 year ago
Very funny! Reply...
gillian maffeo at 8:50pm on Mar. 3, 2008
about 1 year ago
im going to use this one next time....I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I'll still make your bed rock.
im sure it will work... Reply...
englslady at 7:08pm on Mar. 3, 2008
about 1 year ago
Too funny! Reply...