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<p><b><font size="4">This is a collection of chat up lines that are likely to get you a slap or maybe worst. I know they're old and you've heard them before but I just thought I would make a collection of my favorites. Hope you enjoy :-)</font></b> </p>
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<ul><li><font size="4"><span color="#000000" face="Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif" style="font-size: 12px;"><font size="3"><font size="4">
Is there a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I can really see myself in your pants.</font></font></span></font></li></ul><p><font size="4"><span color="#000000" face="Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif" style="font-size: 12px;"><font size="3"><font size="4"><br></font></font></span></font></p><ul><li><font size="4"><span color="#000000" face="Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif" style="font-size: 12px;"><font size="4">
Why don't you come sit in my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up. <br></font></span></font></li></ul><p><font size="4"><span color="#000000" face="Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif" style="font-size: 12px;"><font size="4"><br></font></span></font></p><ul><li><font size="4"><span color="#000000" face="Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif" style="font-size: 12px;"><font size="4">Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? <br></font></span></font></li></ul><p><font size="4"><span color="#000000" face="Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif" style="font-size: 12px;"><font size="4"><br></font></span></font></p><ul><li><span color="#000000" face="Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif" style="font-size: 12px;"><font size="4">Are your pants from outer space or is your butt just out of this world? <br></font></span></li></ul><p><span color="#000000" face="Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif" style="font-size: 12px;"><font size="4"><br></font></span></p><ul><li><font size="4"><span color="#000000" face="Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif" style="font-size: 12px;"><font size="4">When God said, "Let there be woman," he created you. <br></font></span></font></li></ul><p><font size="4"><span color="#000000" face="Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif" style="font-size: 12px;"><font size="4"><br></font></span></font></p><ul><li><span color="#000000" face="Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif" style="font-size: 12px;"><font size="4">Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are HOT! <br></font></span></li></ul><p><span color="#000000" face="Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif" style="font-size: 12px;"><font size="4"><br></font></span></p><ul><li><span color="#000000" face="Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif" style="font-size: 12px;"><font size="4">Are you religious? You're the answer to my prayers. <br></font></span></li></ul><p><span color="#000000" face="Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif" style="font-size: 12px;"><font size="4"><br></font></span></p><ul><li><span color="#000000" face="Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif" style="font-size: 12px;"><font size="4">You don't need car keys to drive me crazy. <br></font></span></li></ul><p><span color="#000000" face="Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif" style="font-size: 12px;"><font size="4"><br></font></span></p><ul><li><font size="3"><span color="#000000" face="Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif" style="font-size: 12px;"><font size="4">You look a lot like my future wife. <br></font></span></font></li></ul><p><font size="3"><span color="#000000" face="Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif" style="font-size: 12px;"><font size="4"><br></font></span></font></p><ul><li><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 12px; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><font size="4">Did they just take you out of the oven? Because you're hot! <br></font></span></li></ul><p><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 12px; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><font size="4"><br></font></span></p><ul><li><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 12px; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><font size="4">What do you like for breakfast? <br></font></span></li></ul><p><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 12px; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><font size="4"><br></font></span></p><ul><li><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 12px; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><font size="4">Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? <br></font></span></li></ul><p><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 12px; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><font size="4"><br></font></span></p><ul><li><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 12px; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><font size="4">If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. <br></font></span></li></ul><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 12px; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><font size="4"><br></font></span><ul><li><font size="4"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 12px; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><font size="4">I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I'll still make your bed rock. </font><br></span></font></li></ul>
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