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This is a collection of chat up lines that are likely to get you a slap or maybe worst. I know they're old and you've heard them before but I just thought I would make a collection of my favorites. Hope you enjoy  :-)

  • Is there a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I can really see myself in your pants.


  • Why don't you come sit in my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.


  • Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?


  • Are your pants from outer space or is your butt just out of this world?


  • When God said, "Let there be woman," he created you. 


  • Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are HOT! 


  • Are you religious? You're the answer to my prayers.


  • You don't need car keys to drive me crazy.


  • You look a lot like my future wife. 


  • Did they just take you out of the oven? Because you're hot! 


  • What do you like for breakfast?


  • Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? 


  • If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. 

  • I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I'll still make your bed rock. 
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      don't forget that "hi" is still a pick up line. Just preconceived "lines" really should be abolished, unless you have the personality to pull them off with the right amount of irony Reply...

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    That blouse is very becoming on you, and if I were on you I'd be coming too Reply...

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    the best one I have ever gotten was
    "Are you a playboy bunny? because you sure know how to shake that tail." That prize from an 18 yr old 7-11 worker
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    "Hey girl! lemme see your downstairs!!" from la local crack head.

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    im going to use this one next time....I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I'll still make your bed rock.
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