2008-02-27T11:13:15-08:00
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2008-02-27T11:49:29-08:00
2008-02-27T11:13:15-08:00
<p>SHHHHH.... QUIET. I have a MAJOR headache. <br><br>So you went out last night, and now you've found yourself with a major case of HANGOVER SYNDROME. What to do? You didn't drink the recommended amount of water or throw back a couple of Tylenols before bed, but I mean how could you remember to do all of that when you're that drunk?!!?! <br><br>You've just opened one eye and already you can't handle the dimly lit room, and boyyyy is your mouth dry and funky -- I mean seriously, what did you eat last night? Pizza, a burrito? It’s probably a little blurry.<br> <br>First things first, go to the bathroom and drop the kids off at the pool, if you know what I mean. Since you're in the bathroom, take two pain relievers and whatever you do, DO NOT drink water. It's the worse thing you could ever do; it'll taste super nasty. You need Gatorade (I prefer Cool Blue) and you need a McDonalds immediately, you want the greasiest thing you can get your hands on. If it's before 11am, you want a "Sausage, Egg and Cheese McGiddle Meal." Get a "PowerAde" or “Coke” with that bad boy and get to work. Eat it ALL. Within one hour of consuming this treatment you will feel like a million bucks. If it’s past 11am you’re gonna need a number 1 – it’s “BIG MAC” time. Desperate times call for desperate measures. <br><br></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p>
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2008-02-27T11:49:37-08:00
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2008-02-27T11:46:24-08:00
21976
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2008-02-27T11:49:29-08:00
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2008-02-27T11:46:46-08:00
21977
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2008-02-27T11:49:29-08:00