I thought everyone at some point in their life has had one – yah know, that tingling sensation when your toes cramp and you’re in heaven for about five minutes (except, when you get to the heaven part, it’s usual a penis replacing the angel wings).
Yes ladies and gentlemen, the female orgasm. Live it and love it (I know I do). But the reason I bring this subject up is because there are a lot of women out there that surprising have NOT had an orgasm or don’t even know what it feels like. Apparently clicking on porn and using the rabbit doesn’t do it for them either.
I was at an after party last weekend when I ran into one of those poor souls. First I hugged her and cried for her, and then I laid it down – what she needs to do to unleash the devil (screw the angel wings for now). So just to throw this out there, it is so much easier for men to have an orgasm. All they do it lube it and go to town, but for a woman, it is much for than that. There is nothing on the vagina to jerk or pull - its all about sensation and feeling, which goes back to the female orgasm being this very mental thing. The funny thing about the female orgasm is that women can have two types of orgasms; clitoral and vaginal. So men listen up, and women too if you need a little Orgasm 101 lecture for the future.
If you’re going in for the kill and planning on having sweet, sensual satisfying rough sex, spice it up with some foreplay. All you need to do get hold of the clitoris, which is located on the top of a women’s upper labia, vaginal lips. This is what I call an easy A. This is the easiest type of orgasm a women can have. It is said to be the same sensation or feeling as when a man ejaculates. All you do is lube it up, get the vagina wet and your on your way to happy and pleasant night. You just have to find that right spot.
The vaginal orgasm is where you have to find the G-Spot. For those beginners that have no clue where or what the G-Spot is, it is located on the front wall (toward the naval) of the vagina, between the opening and the cervix. It is basically where all the nerves are in that vicinity and it produces lubrication to the vagina. Therefore, it leads to an orgasm. It is hard for a woman to have one there because there is that dilemma of finding the G-Spot, or where it really feels good.
So here is my suggestion for those unfortunate women who cannot, for the life of them get an orgasm (even after multiple sex partners and purchasing sex toys, or finding men with big ones). You need to do it yourself. Do not rely on anyone else. Take a night off from partying, or lay low, get in the mood and yah know, feel yourself. Of course this scenario sounds weird, but you got to do it. There is nothing better on this Earth than experiencing what your body can do. Either start by rubbing your clitoris or play around with a dildo a little bit. This also means you need to think the part too. You cannot go into masturbating and thinking, “Oh this is so weird.” You need to go into thinking, oh I don’t know, whatever turns you on. This is your body and you need to love it. I think if everyone on the Earth had orgasms we probably wouldn’t be in Iraq right now. Orgasms make the world go ‘round. So once you have experienced the clitoral orgasm, the next step is to find your G-Spot. Once you accomplish that, you will be having orgasms left and right with your sex partner. The reason for this is because by experiencing what you like on yourself, by doing it yourself, you can direct your sex partner to what you like. This will make your sexual life so much easier. If playing around with yourself doesn’t do the trick, then please come talk to me because you’re totally missing out.
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