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<p><font id="role_document" color="#000000" face="Arial Black" size="3"><font id="rolx_document" color="#0080c0" face="Verdana" size="3"><font id="rolx_document" color="#0000a0" face="Aharoni" size="2"><strong><font id="rolx_document" color="#000000" face="Arial" size="2"><font style="background-color: transparent;" color="#000000" face="Arial" size="2"><font color="#000000" face="Arial" size="2"><div><blockquote style="border-left: 2px solid blue; padding-left: 5px; margin-left: 5px;"><font style="background-color: transparent;" color="#000000" face="Arial" size="2"><div><table style="width: 100%;" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="6"><tbody><tr style=""><td style="padding: 7.5pt 7.5pt 7.5pt 0in; background: blue none repeat scroll 0% 50%; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial; width: 22.38%;" bgcolor="blue" width="22%"><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 14.25pt; text-align: center;" align="center"><strong><b><font color="#ffcc00" face="Arial" size="4"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: rgb(255, 204, 0); font-family: Arial;">
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<div id="EC_EC_EC_AOLMsgPart_7_8f5abf1e-de5a-4387-a1bb-a618ace20cd4">DEMOCRATIC
<span style="color: black;"> <br><br> </span><span style="color: black;"></span><font color="#000000"> </font>
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<div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 14.25pt;"><strong><b><font face="Verdana" size="2"><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana;">You
have two cows.</span></font></b></strong><b><font face="Verdana" size="2"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana;"><br><strong><b>Your
neighbor has none.</b></strong><br><strong><b>You feel guilty for
being successful.</b></strong><br><strong><b>Barbara Streisand sings
for you.</b></strong></span></font></b><span style="color: black;">
<br><br> </span><span style="color: black;"></span></div></td></tr>
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<div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 14.25pt; text-align: center;" align="center"><strong><b><font color="#ffcc00" face="Arial" size="4"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: rgb(255, 204, 0); font-family: Arial;">REPUBLICAN
</span></font></b></strong><font color="black"><span style="color: black;"> <br><br> </span></font><font color="black"><span style="color: black;"></span></font></div></td>
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<div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 14.25pt;"><strong><b><font color="black" face="Verdana" size="2"><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana;">You
have two cows.</span></font></b></strong><b><font color="black" face="Verdana" size="2"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana;"><br><strong><b>Your
neighbor has
none.</b></strong><br><strong><b>So?</b></strong></span></font></b><font color="black"><span style="color: black;">
<br><br> </span></font><font color="black"><span style="color: black;"></span></font></div></td></tr>
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<div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 14.25pt; text-align: center;" align="center"><strong><b><font color="#ffcc00" face="Arial" size="4"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: rgb(255, 204, 0); font-family: Arial;">SOCIALIST
</span></font></b></strong><font color="black"><span style="color: black;"> <br><br> </span></font><font color="black"><span style="color: black;"></span></font></div></td>
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<div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 14.25pt;"><strong><b><font color="black" face="Verdana" size="2"><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana;">You
have two cows.</span></font></b></strong><b><font color="black" face="Verdana" size="2"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana;"><br><strong><b>The
government takes one and gives it to your
neighbor.</b></strong><br><strong><b>You form a cooperative to tell
him how to manage his cow.</b></strong></span></font></b><font color="black"><span style="color: black;">
<br><br> </span></font><font color="black"><span style="color: black;"></span></font></div></td></tr>
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<div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 14.25pt; text-align: center;" align="center"><strong><b><font color="#ffcc00" face="Arial" size="4"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: rgb(255, 204, 0); font-family: Arial;">COMMUNIST
</span></font></b></strong><font color="black"><span style="color: black;"> <br><br> </span></font><font color="black"><span style="color: black;"></span></font></div></td>
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<div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 14.25pt;"><strong><b><font color="black" face="Verdana" size="2"><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana;">You
have two cows.</span></font></b></strong><b><font color="black" face="Verdana" size="2"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana;"><br><strong><b>The
government seizes both and provides you with
milk.</b></strong><br><strong><b>You wait in line for hours to get
it.</b></strong><br><strong><b>It is expensive and
sour.</b></strong></span></font></b><font color="black"><span style="color: black;">
<br><br> </span></font><font color="black"><span style="color: black;"></span></font></div></td></tr>
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<div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 14.25pt; text-align: center;" align="center"><strong><b><font color="#ffcc00" face="Arial" size="4"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: rgb(255, 204, 0); font-family: Arial;">CAPITALISM,
AMERICAN STYLE </span></font></b></strong><font color="black"><span style="color: black;"> <br><br> </span></font><font color="black"><span style="color: black;"></span></font></div></td>
<td style="padding: 7.5pt 7.5pt 7.5pt 0in; background: rgb(191, 193, 255) none repeat scroll 0% 50%; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial; width: 76.72%;" bgcolor="#bfc1ff" width="76%">
<div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 14.25pt;"><strong><b><font color="black" face="Verdana" size="2"><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana;">You
have two cows.</span></font></b></strong><b><font color="black" face="Verdana" size="2"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana;"><br><strong><b>You
sell one, buy a bull, and build a herd of
cows.</b></strong></span></font></b><font color="black"><span style="color: black;">
<br><br> </span></font><font color="black"><span style="color: black;"></span></font></div></td></tr>
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<div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 14.25pt; text-align: center;" align="center"><strong><b><font color="#ffcc00" face="Arial" size="4"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: rgb(255, 204, 0); font-family: Arial;">BUREAUCRACY,
AMERICAN STYLE </span></font></b></strong><font color="black"><span style="color: black;"> <br><br> </span></font><font color="black"><span style="color: black;"></span></font></div></td>
<td style="padding: 7.5pt 7.5pt 7.5pt 0in; background: rgb(191, 193, 255) none repeat scroll 0% 50%; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial; width: 76.72%;" bgcolor="#bfc1ff" width="76%">
<div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 14.25pt;"><strong><b><font color="black" face="Verdana" size="2"><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana;">You
have two cows.</span></font></b></strong><b><font color="black" face="Verdana" size="2"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana;"><br><strong><b>Under
the new farm program the government pays you to shoot one, milk the
other, and then pours the milk down the
drain.</b></strong></span></font></b><font color="black" face="Arial" size="1"><span style="font-size: 9pt; color: black; font-family: Arial;">
</span></font><font color="black"><span style="color: black;"> <br><br> </span></font><font color="black"><span style="color: black;"></span></font></div></td></tr>
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<div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 14.25pt; text-align: center;" align="center"><strong><b><font color="#ffcc00" face="Arial" size="4"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: rgb(255, 204, 0); font-family: Arial;">AMERICAN
CORPORATION </span></font></b></strong><font color="black"><span style="color: black;"> <br><br> </span></font><font color="black"><span style="color: black;"></span></font></div></td>
<td style="padding: 7.5pt 7.5pt 7.5pt 0in; background: rgb(191, 193, 255) none repeat scroll 0% 50%; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial; width: 76.72%;" bgcolor="#bfc1ff" width="76%">
<div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 14.25pt;"><strong><b><font color="black" face="Verdana" size="2"><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana;">You
have two cows.</span></font></b></strong><b><font color="black" face="Verdana" size="2"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana;"><br><strong><b>You
sell one, lease it back to yourself and do an IPO on the 2nd one.
</b></strong><br><strong><b>You force the two cows to produce the milk
of four cows. You are surprised when one cow drops dead. You spin an
announcement to the analysts stating you have downsized and are
reducing expenses.</b></strong><br><strong><b>Your stock goes
up.</b></strong></span></font></b><font color="black"><span style="color: black;">
<br><br> </span></font><font color="black"><span style="color: black;"></span></font></div></td></tr>
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<div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 14.25pt; text-align: center;" align="center"><strong><b><font color="#ffcc00" face="Arial" size="4"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: rgb(255, 204, 0); font-family: Arial;">FRENCH
CORPORATION </span></font></b></strong><font color="black"><span style="color: black;"> <br><br> </span></font><font color="black"><span style="color: black;"></span></font></div></td>
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<div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 14.25pt;"><strong><b><font color="black" face="Verdana" size="2"><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana;">You
have two cows.</span></font></b></strong><b><font color="black" face="Verdana" size="2"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana;"><br><strong><b>You
go on strike because you want three
cows.</b></strong><br><strong><b>You go to lunch and drink
wine.</b></strong><br><strong><b>Life is
good.</b></strong></span></font></b><font color="black"><span style="color: black;">
<br><br> </span></font><font color="black"><span style="color: black;"></span></font></div></td></tr>
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<td style="padding: 7.5pt 7.5pt 7.5pt 0in; background: blue none repeat scroll 0% 50%; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial; width: 22.38%;" bgcolor="blue" width="22%">
<div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 14.25pt; text-align: center;" align="center"><strong><b><font color="#ffcc00" face="Arial" size="4"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: rgb(255, 204, 0); font-family: Arial;">JAPANESE
CORPORATION </span></font></b></strong><font color="black"><span style="color: black;"> <br><br> </span></font><font color="black"><span style="color: black;"></span></font></div></td>
<td style="padding: 7.5pt 7.5pt 7.5pt 0in; background: rgb(191, 193, 255) none repeat scroll 0% 50%; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial; width: 76.72%;" bgcolor="#bfc1ff" width="76%">
<div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 14.25pt;"><strong><b><font color="black" face="Verdana" size="2"><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana;">You
have two cows.</span></font></b></strong><b><font color="black" face="Verdana" size="2"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana;"><br><strong><b>You
redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and
produce twenty</b></strong></span></font></b><strong><b><font color="blue" face="Arial" size="1"><span style="font-size: 9pt; color: blue; font-family: Arial;"> </span></font></b></strong><strong><b><font color="black" face="Verdana" size="2"><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana;">times
the milk.</span></font></b></strong><b><font color="black" face="Verdana" size="2"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana;"><br><strong><b>They
learn to travel on unbelievably crowded
trains.</b></strong><br><strong><b>Most are at the top of their class
at cow school.</b></strong></span></font></b><font color="black"><span style="color: black;">
<br><br> </span></font><font color="black"><span style="color: black;"></span></font></div></td></tr>
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<div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 14.25pt; text-align: center;" align="center"><strong><b><font color="#ffcc00" face="Arial" size="4"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: rgb(255, 204, 0); font-family: Arial;">GERMAN
CORPORATION </span></font></b></strong><font color="black"><span style="color: black;"> <br><br> </span></font><font color="black"><span style="color: black;"></span></font></div></td>
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<div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 14.25pt;"><strong><b><font color="black" face="Verdana" size="2"><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana;">You
have two cows.</span></font></b></strong><b><font color="black" face="Verdana" size="2"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana;"><br><strong><b>You
engineer them so they are all blond, drink lots of beer, give
excellent quality milk, and run a hundred miles an
hour.</b></strong><br><strong><b>Unfortunately they also demand 13
weeks of vacation per year.</b></strong></span></font></b><font color="black"><span style="color: black;">
<br><br> </span></font><font color="black"><span style="color: black;"></span></font></div></td></tr>
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<td style="padding: 7.5pt 7.5pt 7.5pt 0in; background: blue none repeat scroll 0% 50%; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial; width: 22.38%;" bgcolor="blue" width="22%">
<div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 14.25pt; text-align: center;" align="center"><strong><b><font color="#ffcc00" face="Arial" size="4"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: rgb(255, 204, 0); font-family: Arial;">ITALIAN
CORPORATION </span></font></b></strong><font color="black"><span style="color: black;"> <br><br> </span></font><font color="black"><span style="color: black;"></span></font></div></td>
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<div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 14.25pt;"><strong><b><font color="black" face="Verdana" size="2"><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana;">You
have two cows but you don't know where they are.
</span></font></b></strong><b><font color="black" face="Verdana" size="2"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana;"><br><strong><b>While
ambling around, you see a beautiful
woman.</b></strong><br><strong><b>You break for
lunch.</b></strong><br><strong><b>Life is
good.</b></strong></span></font></b><font color="black"><span style="color: black;">
<br><br> </span></font><font color="black"><span style="color: black;"></span></font></div></td></tr>
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<div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 14.25pt; text-align: center;" align="center"><strong><b><font color="#ffcc00" face="Arial" size="4"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: rgb(255, 204, 0); font-family: Arial;">RUSSIAN
CORPORATION </span></font></b></strong><font color="black"><span style="color: black;"> <br><br> </span></font><font color="black"><span style="color: black;"></span></font></div></td>
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<div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 14.25pt;"><strong><b><font color="black" face="Verdana" size="2"><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana;">You
have two cows.</span></font></b></strong><b><font color="black" face="Verdana" size="2"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana;"><br><strong><b>You
have some vodka.</b></strong><br><strong><b>You count them and learn
you have five cows.</b></strong><br><strong><b>You have some more
vodka.</b></strong><br><strong><b>You count them again and learn you
have 42 cows.</b></strong><br><strong><b>The Mafia shows up and takes
over however many cows you really
have.</b></strong></span></font></b><font color="black"><span style="color: black;">
<br><br> </span></font><font color="black"><span style="color: black;"></span></font></div></td></tr>
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<div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 14.25pt; text-align: center;" align="center"><strong><b><font color="#ffcc00" face="Arial" size="4"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: rgb(255, 204, 0); font-family: Arial;"><span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1205367055_0">TALIBAN</span>
CORPORATION </span></font></b></strong><font color="black"><span style="color: black;"> <br><br> </span></font><font color="black"><span style="color: black;"></span></font></div></td>
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<div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 14.25pt;"><strong><b><font color="black" face="Verdana" size="2"><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana;">You
have all the cows in <span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1205367055_1">Afghanistan</span>, which are two.
</span></font></b></strong><b><font color="black" face="Verdana" size="2"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana;"><br><strong><b>You
don't milk them because you cannot touch any creature's private
parts.</b></strong><br><strong><b>You get a $40 million grant from the
US government to find alternatives to milk production but use the
money to buy weapons.</b></strong></span></font></b><font color="black" face="Arial" size="1"><span style="font-size: 9pt; color: black; font-family: Arial;">
</span></font><font color="black"><span style="color: black;"> <br><br> </span></font><font color="black"><span style="color: black;"></span></font></div></td></tr>
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CORPORATION </span></font></b></strong><font color="black"><span style="color: black;"> <br><br> </span></font><font color="black"><span style="color: black;"></span></font></div></td>
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<div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 14.25pt;"><strong><b><font color="black" face="Verdana" size="2"><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana;">You
have two cows.</span></font></b></strong><b><font color="black" face="Verdana" size="2"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana;"><br><strong><b>They
go into hiding.</b></strong><br><strong><b>They send radio tapes of
their mooing.</b></strong></span></font></b><font color="black"><span style="color: black;">
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CORPORATION </span></font></b></strong><font color="black"><span style="color: black;"> <br><br> </span></font><font color="black"><span style="color: black;"></span></font></div></td>
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<div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 14.25pt;"><strong><b><font color="black" face="Verdana" size="2"><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana;">You
have two bulls.</span></font></b></strong><b><font color="black" face="Verdana" size="2"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana;"><br><strong><b>Employees
are regularly maimed and killed attempting to milk
them.</b></strong></span></font></b><font color="black"><span style="color: black;">
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CORPORATION </span></font></b></strong><font color="black"><span style="color: black;"> <br><br> </span></font><font color="black"><span style="color: black;"></span></font></div></td>
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have one cow.</span></font></b></strong><b><font color="black" face="Verdana" size="2"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana;"><br><strong><b>The
cow is schizophrenic.</b></strong><br><strong><b>Sometimes the cow
thinks he's French, other times he's
Flemish.</b></strong><br><strong><b>The Flemish cow won't share with
the French cow.</b></strong><br><strong><b>The French cow wants
control of the Flemish cow's milk.</b></strong><br><strong><b>The
cow asks permission to be cut in half.</b></strong><br><strong><b>The
cow dies happy.</b></strong></span></font></b><font color="black"><span style="color: black;">
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CORPORATION </span></font></b></strong><font color="black"><span style="color: black;"> <br><br> </span></font><font color="black"><span style="color: black;"></span></font></div></td>
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<div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 14.25pt;"><strong><b><font color="black" face="Verdana" size="2"><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana;">You
have a black cow and a brown cow.</span></font></b></strong><b><font color="black" face="Verdana" size="2"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana;"><br><strong><b>Everyone
votes for the best looking one.</b></strong><br><strong><b>Some of the
people who actually like the brown one best accidentally vote for the
black one.</b></strong><br><strong><b>Some people vote for
both.</b></strong><br><strong><b>Some people vote for
neither.</b></strong><br><strong><b>Some people can't figure out
how to vote at all.</b></strong><br><strong><b>Finally, a bunch of
guys from out-of-state tell you which one you think is the
best-looking cow.</b></strong></span></font></b><font color="black"><span style="color: black;">
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have millions of cows.</span></font></b></strong><b><font color="black" face="Verdana" size="2"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana;"><br><strong><b>They make
real California cheese.</b></strong><br><strong><b>Only five speak
English.</b></strong><br><strong><b>Most are
illegals.</b></strong><br><strong><b>Arnold likes the ones with the
big udders.</b></strong></span></font></b><font color="black"><span style="color: black;">
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