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I bought a new Lexus 330 but returned to the dealer the
next day because I couldn't get the radio to work.

The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.
"Nelson," the salesman said to the radio.

The Radio replied, "Ricky or Willie ?"

"Willie!" he continued and "On The Road Again" came from
the speakers.

Then he said, "Ray Charles!", and in an instant "Georgia
On My Mind" replaced Willie Nelson.

I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time
I'd say, "Beethoven," I'd get beautiful classical music.
If I said, "Beatles," I'd get one of their awesome songs.

Yesterday, a driver ran a red light and nearly creamed my
new Lexus, but I swerved in time to avoid him.  I yelled,
"Ass Hole!"

Immediately "Hail-to-the-Chief" began playing.

I LOVE this car!
 
 


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