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In Prison: You spend the majority of your time in a 8X10 cell.

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At Work: You spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle.

 

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In Prison: You get three meals a day.

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At Work: You get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

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In Prison: You get time off for good behavior.

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At Work: You get rewarded for good behavior and more work.

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In Prison: A guard locks and unlocks the door for you.

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At Work: You must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

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In Prison: You can watch TV and play games.

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At Work: You could get fired for watching TV and playing games.

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In Prison: All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.

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At Work: You get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

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In Prison: You get your own toilet.
At Work: You have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat.

In Prison: They allow your family and friends to visit.
At Work: You aren’t even supposed to speak to your family.

 

So, what are you waiting for? …kill your boss!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

courtesy of  tadbit.com

 


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