In Prison: You spend the majority of your time in a 8X10 cell.
At Work: You spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle.
In Prison: You get three meals a day.
At Work: You get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.
In Prison: You get time off for good behavior.
At Work: You get rewarded for good behavior and more work.
In Prison: A guard locks and unlocks the door for you.
At Work: You must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself.
In Prison: You can watch TV and play games.
At Work: You could get fired for watching TV and playing games.
In Prison: All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.
At Work: You get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
Some more without images…
In Prison: You get your own toilet.
At Work: You have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat.
In Prison: They allow your family and friends to visit.
At Work: You aren’t even supposed to speak to your family.
So, what are you waiting for? …kill your boss!
courtesy of tadbit.com
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