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The Top 10 Choices for the Bad Dates Contest

 'I KNEW there wouldn't be another date when...'

1. He said we were going mini golfing and getting something to eat and took me to an abandoned alley and told me to put out or get out!  JLArmour16

  2. I realized she is my cousin. KBizzle527

  3. When we were at this really nice restaurant and he sees his friend across the room. He starts to nazi salute him (he said it was an inside joke of theirs). his friend's date gets up and storms across and says to mine, "will you knock it off!?, i dont care if you think its funny, see those two guys with us, yeah, they are a couple. hitler didnt just kill jews you know!" the waiter and people around us were staring, it was bad.  orange_dippy

4. I walked into my bedroom and he was there - uninvited - READING MY DIARY. He said, "you write poems? I do too!"
...Besides, they weren't POEMS, they were SONGS (with the potential of being Top 40 Hits, I'm sure of it)  GirlsAskGuys

5. He couldn't remember if I'd ever spent the night!  bacitracin

6. When I met his parents on our first date. lb

7. When he showed up with a double cheeseburger in hand.

"In case you were fat, I bought you apple slices. But since you're not, here's a cheeseburger."

Now, I consider myself a pretty funny person. Quick-witted and acid-tongued, it is a rare occasion where I am bested.

But here I was - mouth agape, staring in disbelief.

And I let out a sound that was part laughter and part groan.

I met him through Match.com. I had only spoken with him on the phone once. Over the course of the conversation we figured out that we had a mutual interest - sarcasm. We both agreed to try and embarass the other when we finally met.

Knowing that he was short, my strategy involved wearing five-inch heels so that I would be a towering 6'1".

Clearly he won.  Donawho

8. He didn't remember my name and fell off the bar stool.  ousili

9. We got to the movies for our "1-on-1 date", only to meet up with a big group of other people, including this other girl who was much prettier than me and whom I'm sure he liked better, or if he hadn't before, did that night, thanks to the beautiful dress she had on. (I of course just wore jeans, since we were just going to the MOVIES!!) DreaDrea

10. She asked where we could "get some blow," and I misunderstood.  JD Ross