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Results of a recent
survey show that there are 7 kinds of sex:
The 1st kind
of sex is called: Smurf
Sex
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This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until
you are blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called:
Kitchen
Sex.
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This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so
needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The 3rd kind
of sex is called: Bedroom
Sex
.
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This is when you have been with your partner for a long time.
Your
sex
has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your
bedroom.
The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway
Sex
.
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This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each
other in the hallway you both say 'screw you.'
The 5th kind of sex
is called: Religious
Sex
.
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Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at
night.(Very Popular)
The 6th kind is called
Courtroom
Sex
.
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This is when you cannot stand your partner any more. She takes you to court
and screws you in front of everyone.
And; Last, but not
least,
The
7th kind of sex is called: Social
Security Sex.
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You get a little each month.
But
not enough to enjoy yourself.
PLEASE
DO NOT REPLY
TO
TELL ME
I
have enough problems of my own.
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Leave a Comment
Justina at 7:07pm on Apr. 3, 2008
about 1 year ago
David's comment is VERY FUNNY!
THE 9th Stage is "Alzheimer Sex," you had it - or - not - you can't remember! Reply...
David at 5:33pm on Apr. 3, 2008
about 1 year ago
The 8th stage is Terminal Sex: You hope you have sex before you die... and then you do it kills you, Reply...