2008-04-01T09:28:54-07:00 11916 7421 10768 1 2008-05-06T19:31:14-07:00 2008-04-01T09:28:54-07:00 <div><strong><b><font color="black" face="Tahoma" size="4"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: black; font-family: Tahoma;">Results of a recent survey show that there are 7 kinds of sex:</span></font></b></strong><font color="black" face="Arial" size="2"><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: Arial;"></span></font></div><p> </p><div> <div> <div> <div> <div style="border-style: none none none solid; border-color: -moz-use-text-color; border-width: medium medium medium 1.5pt; padding: 0in 0in 0in 4pt; margin-bottom: 5pt; margin-left: 3.75pt;"> <div style="border-style: none none none solid; border-color: -moz-use-text-color; border-width: medium medium medium 1.5pt; padding: 0in 0in 0in 4pt; margin-bottom: 5pt; margin-left: 3.75pt;"> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div style="margin-bottom: 5pt;"> <div style="margin-bottom: 5pt;"> <div> <div> <div> <div class="EC_EC_EC_MsoNormal"><font color="black" face="Arial" size="2"><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: Arial;"></span></font>&nbsp;</div></div></div></div> <div> <div> <div> <div class="EC_EC_EC_MsoNormal"><strong><b><font color="black" face="Comic Sans MS" size="5"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: black; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';">The 1st kind of sex is called: </span></font></b></strong><strong><b><font color="maroon" face="Comic Sans MS" size="5"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: maroon; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';">Smurf Sex</span></font></b></strong><strong><b><font color="black" face="Comic Sans MS" size="5"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: black; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';"> </span></font></b></strong><font color="black" face="Arial" size="2"><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: Arial;"></span></font></div></div></div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div class="EC_EC_EC_MsoNormal"><b><font color="black" face="Comic Sans MS" size="5"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: black; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';">* This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.<br>&nbsp;<br>The 2nd kind of sex is called: </span></font></b><b><font color="maroon" face="Comic Sans MS" size="5"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: maroon; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';">Kitchen Sex</span></font></b><b><font color="black" face="Comic Sans MS" size="5"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: black; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';">.</span></font></b><b><font color="black" face="Tahoma" size="2"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: Tahoma;"> </span></font></b><font color="black" face="Arial" size="2"><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: Arial;"></span></font></div></div></div></div></div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div class="EC_EC_EC_MsoNormal"><b><font color="black" face="Comic Sans MS" size="5"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: black; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';">* This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.<br>&nbsp;<br>The 3rd kind of sex is called: </span></font></b><b><font color="maroon" face="Comic Sans MS" size="5"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: maroon; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';">Bedroom Sex</span></font></b><b><font color="black" face="Comic Sans MS" size="5"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: black; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';"> .</span></font></b><font color="black" face="Arial" size="2"><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: Arial;"></span></font></div></div></div></div></div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div class="EC_EC_EC_MsoNormal"><b><font color="black" face="Comic Sans MS" size="5"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: black; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';">* This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your</span></font></b><b><i><font color="blue" face="Comic Sans MS" size="5"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: blue; font-style: italic; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';"> </span></font></i></b><b><font color="black" face="Comic Sans MS" size="5"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: black; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';">sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.<br>&nbsp;<br>The 4th kind of sex is called: </span></font></b><b><font color="maroon" face="Comic Sans MS" size="5"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: maroon; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';">Hallway Sex</span></font></b><b><font color="black" face="Comic Sans MS" size="5"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: black; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';"> .</span></font></b><font color="black" face="Arial" size="2"><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: Arial;"></span></font></div></div></div></div></div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div class="EC_EC_EC_MsoNormal"><b><font color="black" face="Comic Sans MS" size="5"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: black; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';">* This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say 'screw you.'<br>&nbsp;<br>The 5th kind of sex is called: </span></font></b><b><font color="maroon" face="Comic Sans MS" size="5"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: maroon; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';">Religious Sex</span></font></b><b><font color="black" face="Comic Sans MS" size="5"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: black; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';"> .</span></font></b><font color="black" face="Arial" size="2"><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: Arial;"></span></font></div></div></div></div></div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div class="EC_EC_EC_MsoNormal"><b><font color="black" face="Comic Sans MS" size="5"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: black; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';">* Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.(Very Popular)<br>&nbsp;<br>The 6th kind is called </span></font></b><b><font color="maroon" face="Comic Sans MS" size="5"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: maroon; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';">Courtroom Sex</span></font></b><b><font color="black" face="Comic Sans MS" size="5"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: black; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';"> .</span></font></b><font color="black" face="Arial" size="2"><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: Arial;"></span></font></div></div></div></div></div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div class="EC_EC_EC_MsoNormal"><b><font color="black" face="Comic Sans MS" size="5"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: black; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';">* This is when you cannot stand your&nbsp;partner any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.<br>&nbsp;<br>And; Last, but not least,</span></font></b><font color="black" face="Arial" size="2"><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: Arial;"></span></font></div></div></div></div></div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div class="EC_EC_EC_MsoNormal"><b><font color="black" face="Comic Sans MS" size="5"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: black; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';"><br>The 7th kind of sex is called: </span></font></b><b><font color="maroon" face="Comic Sans MS" size="5"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: maroon; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(0, 102, 204); cursor: pointer;" class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1207067839_0">Social Security</span> Sex</span></font></b><b><font color="black" face="Comic Sans MS" size="5"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: black; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';">. </span></font></b><font color="black" face="Arial" size="2"><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: Arial;"></span></font></div></div></div></div></div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div class="EC_EC_EC_MsoNormal"><b><font color="black" face="Comic Sans MS" size="5"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: black; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';">* You get a little each month. </span></font></b><font color="black" face="Arial" size="2"><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: Arial;"></span></font></div></div></div></div></div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div class="EC_EC_EC_MsoNormal"><b><font color="black" face="Comic Sans MS" size="5"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: black; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';">But not enough to enjoy yourself.<br><br></span></font></b><strong><b><font color="#c00000" face="Comic Sans MS" size="5"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(192, 0, 0); font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';">PLEASE DO NOT REPLY</span></font></b></strong><strong><b><font color="red" face="Comic Sans MS" size="5"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: red; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';"> </span></font></b></strong><strong><b><font color="#c00000" face="Comic Sans MS" size="5"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(192, 0, 0); font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';">TO TELL ME</span></font></b></strong><strong><b><font color="red" face="Comic Sans MS" size="5"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: red; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';"> </span></font></b></strong><font color="black" face="Arial" size="2"><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: Arial;"></span></font></div></div></div></div></div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div class="EC_EC_EC_MsoNormal"><strong><b><font color="#c00000" face="Comic Sans MS" size="5"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(192, 0, 0); font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';">WHAT STAGE YOU ARE</span></font></b></strong><strong><b><font color="red" face="ComicSans MS" size="5"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: red; font-family: 'ComicSans MS';"> </span></font></b></strong><strong><b><font color="#c00000" face="Comic Sans MS" size="5"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(192, 0, 0); font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';">IN.</span></font></b></strong><b><font color="red" face="Comic Sans MS" size="5"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: red; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';"> &nbsp; </span></font></b><font color="black" face="Arial" size="2"><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: Arial;"></span></font></div></div></div></div></div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div class="EC_EC_EC_MsoNormal"><b><font color="red" face="Comic Sans MS" size="6"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 24pt; color: red; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';">I have enough problems of my own.</span></font></b><b><font color="black" face="Comic Sans MS" size="5"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: black; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';"> </span></font></b><font color="black" face="Arial" size="2"><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: Arial;"></span></font></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div> <div class="EC_EC_EC_MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 12pt;"><font color="black" face="Arial" size="2"><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: Arial;"></span></font>&nbsp;</div></div> <div class="EC_EC_EC_MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 12pt;"><font color="black" face="Arial" size="2"><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: Arial;"></span></font> <br></div></div></div><p><br></p> 25741 7421 1 11916 1 2008-05-06T19:31:14-07:00